one might say we're banned from that church
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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