look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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