yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Randomize
