yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
In America we eat man semen.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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