So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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