But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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