Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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