What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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