Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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