I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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