Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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