Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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