That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I wish life had little blips of pornography
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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