im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Pants are for mortals
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
