Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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