i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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