you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
