I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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