Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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