I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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