yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i barfeds in our rink
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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