We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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