I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
