is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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