Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
