Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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