But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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