apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
