VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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