I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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