I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
