That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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