Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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