He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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