But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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