Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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