Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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