Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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