Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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