My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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