North Korea, Best Korea!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
3 2 1 whiskey
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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