the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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