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(561): View more from Florida

I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009

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(707): View more from California

He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good

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(425): View more from Washington

Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.

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(713): View more from Texas

do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?

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(760): View more from California

My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Slow dancing with the chandelier.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Enjoy the penises

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

why does every cop we meet know your name?

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