We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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