What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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