Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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