I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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