I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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