I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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