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I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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