i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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