she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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