I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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